"It's the oldest law of warfare: have your guns in populated areas, and when the enemy responds, show the world your dead women and children." - Thomas Goltz, an academic specializing in the Caucasus, commenting on the recent Russo-Georgian war.
"Every time Barack Obama makes a speech, an angel has an orgasm." - The Daily show with Jon Stewart.
I've also been watching a lot of old episodes from The Simpsons. And this line by Homer is just...such a culturally observant remark, especially considering that it comes from a bovine personality.
"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane." - Homer Simpson.